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All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911. Lewis Black candycornmake Change image and share on social
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I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones. Jonathan Tropper 80sactionbad Change image and share on social
Every Democrat on Capitol Hill professes to be a fiscal hawk. Bob Beauprez capitoldemocratfiscal Change image and share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social