I'm really good at standup. I always win at standup. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes good standup win
I'm glad this whole success thing is happening now. I can't even imagine a 23-year-old Leslie in this position. Leslie Jones gladhappenimagine Change image and share on social
I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy. Leslie Jones eddieintentionmurphy Change image and share on social
Why is being a woman so surprising? There are two sexes. A man and a woman. So, if it's not a man in a movie, what else was it going to be? Leslie Jones manmoviesex Change image and share on social
It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens. Carine Roitfeld frontgoodlens Change image and share on social
If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win. Charles Caleb Colton horselegride Change image and share on social
My standup is observational, but it's self-observational, and it's self-deprecating, definitely. Chelsea Handler deprecateobservationalstandup Change image and share on social
