If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. Lenny Bruce agocatholicchair Change image and share on social
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. Lenny Bruce coroneressaygrow Change image and share on social
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do. Lenny Bruce cannonhatehave Change image and share on social
If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone. Lenny Bruce castenemahot Change image and share on social
The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. Lenny Bruce anonymousdaughterdonor Change image and share on social
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. Lenny Bruce liberalpeopleunderstand Change image and share on social
The 'what should be' never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no 'what should be,' there is only what is. Lenny Bruce existlivepeople Change image and share on social
