As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to entertain. And as a lesbian, I try to pick up the prettiest girl in the room. Lea DeLaria changeentertainentertainer Change image and share on social
I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world! Lea DeLaria babybelongcome share on social
A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing. Lea DeLaria cloudcompletelyemotion Change image and share on social
Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works. Lea DeLaria flirtgirlstraight Change image and share on social
It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me. Lea DeLaria completecosmicjoke Change image and share on social
No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I made my choice a million years ago. Lea DeLaria agochoicemake Change image and share on social
What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary. Lea DeLaria beliefbunnyeaster Change image and share on social
