Lea DeLaria

A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes completely unreasonable over the most ridiculous thing. It's a girl thing.

What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, your belief isn't necessary.

It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.

Although I write to entertain, and try to keep my work free of didacticism, I do have a rather passionate belief in our need to be connected to - and to learn from - history.

An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.

Technology is characterized by constant change, rapid innovation, creative destruction, and revolutionary products.