My definition of a redundancy is an air-bag in a politician's car. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes air bag car
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. Larry Hagman cakeintegritypiece Change image and share on social
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms. Larry Hagman bathroommarrysecret Change image and share on social
Later on when it became a routine it was not as exciting I'll admit that. The first three years were wonderful, the rest were just money making and having fun. Larry Hagman admitexcitfun Change image and share on social
The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say. Danny Trejo airattentionautomatically Change image and share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social
I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag. Seth Meyers baggroceryshopper Change image and share on social