Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I can look back at things I've done and said and worn and be completely humiliated by them, but I can never say it wasn't me. I feel really honored to say that.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.