I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian glad life
I think the problems with comedians that are political, and there are some brilliant ones, are the ones that offer no solutions. Not that there's a moral obligation for a comic to fix things, but I like to see a comic that's upset about something and offer a solution. It can be a funny solution. I like to see the thought process. Kyle Kinane brilliantcomediancomic share on social
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are. Kyle Kinane actaudienceconfess share on social
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life. It made it easier to pick out classes at college, like, 'Oh, this is writing classes, that's what I'm doing.' Kyle Kinane classcollegedirection share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
We must move away from our dependency on fossil fuels, and I am glad that GM has invested over $1 billion in hydrogen fuel cells cars to meet this goal. Albert Wynn billioncarcell Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social