I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes earth fart
Evolution can go to hell as far as I am concerned. What a mistake we are. We have mortally wounded this sweet life-supporting planet - the only one in the whole Milky Way - with a century of transportation whoopee. Kurt Vonnegut centuryconcernevolution share on social
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest. Kurt Vonnegut bigplaceuniverse Change image and share on social
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind. Kurt Vonnegut assblindeye Change image and share on social
I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for. Nicola Sturgeon earthfeelgeneration Change image and share on social
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. Graham Norton blissfartfind Change image and share on social