Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you're really tired. It's my relaxing time.