Kin Hubbard

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money.

I think that, in almost all human beings, there is buried a profound tribal instinct that makes us very susceptible to being aroused to patriotic fervour.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress its liberal friends, I laugh first, then toss.