Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids.

The meek shall inherit the Earth, but not its mineral rights.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.