Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

The Parthenon without the marbles is like a smile with a tooth missing.

I have no hatred for cops. I have hatred for racists and brutal people, but not necessarily the cops. The cops are just doing what they're told to do.