Kin Hubbard

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

I wish to be useful, and every kind of service necessary to the public good becomes honorable by being necessary.

Recollection is not something that I can summon up, it simply comes and I am the servant of it.