Kevin Smith

Indie film isn't dead, it just grew up.

All these people who say success changes people; well, no, it just magnifies what's there.

Don't let anybody tell you different, man: The main goal in life careerwise should always be to try to get paid to simply be yourself.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.

I don't like to get in front of people.

I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous...' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals.