Top 33 Quotes by Kevin James

Back in '93 I saw my first UFC fight and just became enamored by it then.

Now I'm starting to jog. But every time I do jog I have 9-1 pressed into my phone, with the next '1' ready to be launched in case I drop.

I try to connect with the everyday, every guy.

I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to say, 'I like you, I want to go out with you, you can ask me.' And still I would question it. Did she mean it?

Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.

Once a year my back will go out and it'll be... it's like a sciatic thing and it's the smallest thing. Like I could be leaning over the sink to brush my teeth in a weird way and it happens.

I had my boy in Boston on Easter Sunday. That kills me, from a sports perspective. He's a Boston baby and I'm a New York guy.

I just want to put some positive stuff out there. If it works, great. If it doesn't, no problem.

I don't want to be known as this goody-two-shoes who can only do comedies where puppies are licking peanut butter off my face.

It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do.