Keith Richards

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

Let me be clear about this. I don't have a drug problem. I have a police problem.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

My own brain is to me the most unaccountable of machinery - always buzzing, humming, soaring roaring diving, and then buried in mud. And why? What's this passion for?

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.