Kathie Lee Gifford

To me an audition is 30 crazed people in a room waiting to be axed.

I hate politics, hate deals, and deal-making, hate meeting with attorneys and agents.

I felt no stigma whatsoever in becoming the third Mrs. Gifford.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.