Kathie Lee Gifford

I hate politics, hate deals, and deal-making, hate meeting with attorneys and agents.

To me an audition is 30 crazed people in a room waiting to be axed.

I felt no stigma whatsoever in becoming the third Mrs. Gifford.

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

The minute you think you've got it made, disaster is just around the corner.