I'm not a standup. I don't really have jokes. I don't have 10 minutes. It took a while for me to realize this. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes joke minute realize
Our family was too strange and weird for even Santa Claus to come visit... Santa, who was jolly - but, let's face it, he was also very judgmental. Julia Sweeney clausfacefamily Change image and share on social
I get mad at people who talk about traumatic job interviews, about going on one and getting rejected. I get rejected all the time and not only do I get rejected, but people have no problem being really specific about why I was rejected. Julia Sweeney interviewjobmad share on social
I was on stage and I was like I will pay someone to do my time, not only will I expect NOT to be paid, but I will pay someone if I can run off stage right now. It was so bad. Julia Sweeney badexpectpay Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
I don't think fashion has to change every five minutes. I'd like these to be clothes you can wear for a long time - ten, 20 years; pass on to your daughter. Why buy vintage when you can open your own closet! Tom Ford buychangecloset share on social
It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up. Ginnifer Goodwin breakcouragefind Change image and share on social