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There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage. Judy Gold joke onstage great Change image and share on social
In America, I've been told so many times that I look 'too Jewish' that I stopped counting. Judy Gold count time have Change image and share on social
I love standup, but not the grind of traveling and dealing with club owners. Judy Gold owner deal grind Change image and share on social
What a thing, Europe. Europe! The cultured Europe! We are the barbarians, the Indians, the blacks, the southerners. How cynical is Europe. Chavez the tyrant! Chavez the strongman! Chavez, who wants to stay forever. While there, they have kings, my friend! Hugo Chavez thing black strongman share on social
You know what? It's a great conversation starter, right? You meet friends that way. Sometimes it's a good thing. And then other times, I guess, the person is just a little too... then you kind of like want to back away. It depends on the person, you know? Alison Lohman back starter depend share on social
Judges who take the law into their own hands, who make up constitutional 'rights' in order to strike down laws they oppose, undermine the people's right to have their values shape public policy and define the culture. Orrin Hatch strike public shape share on social
