When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?' Joseph Heller catchgoodhave Change image and share on social
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody. Joseph Heller lackmakeman Change image and share on social
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Joseph Heller acceptbadcall Change image and share on social
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. Joseph Heller alphabeticalarrangecollect Change image and share on social
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. Joseph Heller dentistgivelaughter Change image and share on social
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller catchcrazyfly share on social
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. Joseph Heller altogetherfieldfrankly Change image and share on social
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. Joseph Heller countrycrazyexecutive Change image and share on social
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents. Joseph Heller childfavorfind Change image and share on social
