Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Joseph Heller acceptbadcall Change image and share on social
I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any. Joseph Heller havelongmiracle Change image and share on social
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about. Joseph Heller alphabeticalarrangecollect Change image and share on social
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. Joseph Heller altogetherfieldgovernment Change image and share on social
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. Joseph Heller dentistgivelaughter Change image and share on social
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy. Joseph Heller countrycrazyexecutive Change image and share on social
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. Joseph Heller altogetherfieldfrankly Change image and share on social
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller enemykillmatter Change image and share on social
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller catchcrazyfly share on social
