Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph Heller achievebearmediocre Change image and share on social
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller enemykillmatter Change image and share on social
Every writer I know has trouble writing. Joseph Heller troublewritewriter Change image and share on social
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it. Joseph Heller enjoyknowliterature Change image and share on social
Rise above principle and do what's right. Joseph Heller principlerise Change image and share on social
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. Joseph Heller baddreamlong Change image and share on social
I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals. Joseph Heller altogetherfieldgovernment Change image and share on social
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. Joseph Heller discoverexaminemilitary Change image and share on social
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. Joseph Heller civilizationearthend Change image and share on social
I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any. Joseph Heller havelongmiracle Change image and share on social
