The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller enemykillmatter Change image and share on social
Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them. Joseph Heller achievebearmediocre Change image and share on social
When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?' Joseph Heller catchgoodhave Change image and share on social
Every writer I know has trouble writing. Joseph Heller troublewritewriter Change image and share on social
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. Joseph Heller attemptdecidedie Change image and share on social
Rise above principle and do what's right. Joseph Heller principlerise Change image and share on social
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. Joseph Heller baddreamlong Change image and share on social
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. Joseph Heller civilizationearthend Change image and share on social
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. Joseph Heller acceptbadcall Change image and share on social