Joseph Heller

Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.

He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.

Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.

I believe in glamour. I am in favor of a little vanity. I don't rely on just my genes.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.