Jonathan Swift

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners, and necessity has made us allies. Those whom God has so joined together, let no man put asunder.

I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to.