Jonathan Swift

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.

For my diet, I choose mostly organic. But in general, I am a big believer in trying to strike a balance with everything.

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.