Jonathan Swift

Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want.

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.

The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.

For my diet, I choose mostly organic. But in general, I am a big believer in trying to strike a balance with everything.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.