Just as long as something is gained, a lesson is learned. I do like those. The more quiet victories are always great. Jon Heder gaingreatlearn Change image and share on social
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse. Jon Heder badbadlychunky Change image and share on social
I never read a self-help book except for the Bible. Jon Heder biblebookread Change image and share on social
I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented. Jon Heder havekatepretty Change image and share on social
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. Jon Heder conflicthardobstacle Change image and share on social
Normally I avoid movies where the aliens look like humans. It's cheesy. Jon Heder alienavoidcheesy Change image and share on social
I'm not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. Jon Heder chiccoolendure Change image and share on social
I'm not that into reading. If I'm gonna read, I'm gonna read some cool sci-fi book or something, not some stupid self-help book. Jon Heder bookcoolgonna Change image and share on social
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. Jon Heder billdressgate Change image and share on social
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. Jon Heder backchildhoodcompany Change image and share on social
