Top 18 Quotes by Jon Heder

About Jon Heder

These are some quotes by American author Jon Heder Actor, who was born on October 26, 1977.

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it to this day, but I feel worse.

Jon Heder

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Jon Heder

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

I've always liked Kate Winslet. She's pretty, smart, and talented.

Jon Heder

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

What we did in our childhoods makes us who we are now.

Jon Heder

Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know best. But my brother and I think alike, know everything about one another, and when we get together, we block everything else out. Nothing exists in our world except for us.

Jon Heder

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

I want to get up there and tell entertaining stories but that are also to a certain extent clean.

Jon Heder

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

Jon Heder

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

Jon Heder

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