Johnny Olson

Lights became so hot they melted mascara on women's faces in early television.

Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.

I have come up the hard way.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.

Realistically speaking, I don't know how many more years I will want to be acting or will be invited to be.

The American people need no course in philosophy or political science of church history to know that God should not be made into a celestial party chairman.