Johnny Carson

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to our son in prison in 2005.

In a small spacecraft, it was hard for the other two guys to sleep when the on-duty man was talking to Mission Control regularly.

Now, what that means is that there is fundamental indeterminacy from quantum mechanics, but besides that there are other sources of effective indeterminacy.