If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes alive dead elvis
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson callcontinueday Change image and share on social
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. Johnny Carson freedommoneything Change image and share on social
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. Johnny Carson bigleftoverlife Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
A 'live' show is either alive or not. Free speech is free or it is not. Viewers are free to use their remote or TiVo. Parents are responsible or they are not. Frank Pierson alivefreelive Change image and share on social
Elvis was a giant and influenced everyone in the business. Isaac Hayes businesselvisgiant Change image and share on social