Johnny Carson

Quotes by Johnny Carson

 

For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson

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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson

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