John Osborne

It is easy to answer the ultimate questions - it saves you bothering with the immediate ones.

Heaven be thanked, we live in such an age when no man dies for love except upon the stage.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

Tourism, human circulation considered as consumption is fundamentally nothing more than the leisure of going to see what has become banal.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.