The difficulty of getting a movie made through a major studio is so extreme that when a movie comes out, everyone should give it four stars because it was accomplished. John Mulaney accomplishdifficultyextreme Change image and share on social
Going on the road for long stretches can seem daunting, and I certainly miss being home sometimes, but the chance to see so many different cities, let alone perform in them, is something I am really grateful for. John Mulaney chancecitydaunt share on social
As I got into high school and after puberty, I was a little more inward. I was a real extrovert when I was little, but I don't know, I just got quieter... With my friends, I was still an extrovert. John Mulaney extrovertfriendhigh Change image and share on social
The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time. John Mulaney dealfaillot Change image and share on social
I like making fun of myself a lot. I like being made fun of, too. I've always enjoyed it. There's just something really, really funny about someone tearing into me. John Mulaney enjoyfunfunny Change image and share on social
I plan to join the 'SNL' band as a maraca player and stand behind saxophonist Lenny Pickett. That way they will at least cut to me before commercial breaks. I'll be sure to look right into camera. John Mulaney bandbreakcamera Change image and share on social
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit. John Mulaney commitequivocateeventually Change image and share on social
Stand-up for me is just my opinions on things, so it wouldn't be as fun translated into a sketch. Nor would a sketch be as fun if it were me standing there saying it. John Mulaney funopinionsketch Change image and share on social
You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term. John Mulaney eatfoodgood Change image and share on social
All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it. John Mulaney accountdadexplain Change image and share on social
