John Maynard Keynes

Americans are apt to be unduly interested in discovering what average opinion believes average opinion to be.

Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.

There is no harm in being sometimes wrong - especially if one is promptly found out.

It is hardly surprising that women concentrate on the way they look instead of what is in their minds since not much has been put in their minds to begin with.

I like villains because there's something so attractive about a committed person - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated.

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.