Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? John Barrymore endleavemoney Change image and share on social
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore beautifuldelightfuldiscover Change image and share on social
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. John Barrymore argumentbeautifulwife Change image and share on social
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore diegoodlive Change image and share on social
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. John Barrymore solomonsynonymtake Change image and share on social
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore clockfindgive Change image and share on social
A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. John Barrymore dreammanplace Change image and share on social
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. John Barrymore doorhappinessleave Change image and share on social
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore attachmentcleancompany Change image and share on social
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore beautifullifetime Change image and share on social
