Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore amountsextake Change image and share on social
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. John Barrymore alimonymonthpay Change image and share on social
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore genesisgoodgreat Change image and share on social
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. John Barrymore americaaspirinbuy Change image and share on social
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. John Barrymore girlkindmother Change image and share on social
I've read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. John Barrymore freehavemodern Change image and share on social
You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float. John Barrymore drinkdrownfloat Change image and share on social
The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good. John Barrymore diegoodlive Change image and share on social
Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore barrymoreconventionaldear Change image and share on social
When archaeologists discover the missing arms of Venus de Milo, they will find she was wearing boxing gloves. John Barrymore archaeologistarmbox Change image and share on social
