Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.