Joe Rogan

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title.

The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

It is not her body that he wants but it is only through her body that he can take possession of another human being, so he must labor upon her body, he must enter her body, to make his claim.