Joe E. Lewis

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

For my diet, I choose mostly organic. But in general, I am a big believer in trying to strike a balance with everything.

I was good at being a doctor; my patients liked me. At times people trust you with things they wouldn't tell their spouses. It was a real privilege.