I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise? Joe Bob Briggs chauvinistmale Change image and share on social
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators. Joe Bob Briggs dictatordraftinstrument Change image and share on social
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's. Joe Bob Briggs apparentlycellhate Change image and share on social
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager. Joe Bob Briggs americaclasshave Change image and share on social
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11. Joe Bob Briggs endposttime Change image and share on social
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action. Joe Bob Briggs actionairbare Change image and share on social
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.' Joe Bob Briggs adventurecallhate Change image and share on social
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions. Joe Bob Briggs conversedrinkeat Change image and share on social
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle. Joe Bob Briggs bottlebuckfamily share on social
