Joe Bob Briggs

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?

The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say.

I usually get myself into situations that cause sparks. I mean I'm a girl that likes the storms. I love feeling alive, I love walking out in the cold in my bare feet and feeling the ice on my toes.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.