Joan Rivers

Quotes by Joan Rivers

 

Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.

Joan Rivers

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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.

Joan Rivers

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My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way, I'd visit him every day.

Joan Rivers

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I knew I wanted to be an actress as soon as I popped out.

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