If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed! Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes eat fault gland
Doing 20 minutes of stretching, light weights and floor exercises three times a week takes the same amount of time as a long coffee break - and eating a tuna fish salad, sardines on toast or scrambled eggs is surely preferable to a Big Mac or KFC. Joan Collins amountbigbreak share on social
I've three children, three grandchildren, I work, I travel, and I'm very happily married. I'm very satisfied and happy with my life and there really isn't anything I want. Joan Collins childgrandchildhappily Change image and share on social
We live in a quick-fix society where we need instant gratification for everything. Too fat? Get lipo-sucked. Stringy hair? Glue on extensions. Wrinkles and lines? Head to the beauty shop for a pot of the latest miracle skin stuff. It's all a beautiful £1 billion con foisted upon insecure women by canny cosmetic conglomerates. Joan Collins beautifulbillioncanny share on social
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. Jesse Ventura fatfaultgland Change image and share on social
A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. John Henry Newman faultfindman Change image and share on social
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. Johnny Thunders cerealcloseeat Change image and share on social