I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully. Jo Brand bearchilddeath share on social
There have been some very extreme hecklers in audiences whose bile was so hateful and so meant that it would be a bit frightening to think that all I'm doing is jokes and yet someone hates me that much. Jo Brand audiencebilebite share on social
I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it's too late. Jo Brand actionconsequenceconsideration Change image and share on social
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. Jo Brand anorexicfatmirror Change image and share on social
My dad's a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn't realise that. Jo Brand archetypaldadman Change image and share on social
It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up. Jo Brand hardshutslap Change image and share on social
A good culture in a hospital can absorb and manage a few bad nurses, but once the culture becomes bad in itself, bad nursing practice is much harder to hide. Jo Brand absorbbadculture Change image and share on social
There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me. Jo Brand caricaturecreatelot Change image and share on social
I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people. Jo Brand actorgoodhave Change image and share on social