I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context. Jo Brand abidecontextdirt Change image and share on social
I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube with a chainsaw looking for any likely candidate. Jo Brand ageborecandidate Change image and share on social
I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make a comment on your appearance when they don't even know you. Jo Brand acceptableaccumulateappearance share on social
I think there's a danger that we're moving towards a state where the people we are expected to admire are almost not human anymore, and I don't like that. I prefer it when someone looks like a nice person, and you think, 'I could have a laugh with them in the pub.' Jo Brand admireanymoredanger share on social
It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed like such a lot of people so, yes I would have to say that it has done. Jo Brand annoydifferenceinevitable share on social
I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it. Jo Brand bitebrothercotton Change image and share on social
Even nice things don't make you happy when you're tired. Jo Brand happymakenice Change image and share on social
I'm a terrible sort of non-fussy eater, really. I don't like posh food very much, and the more ingredients something's got in it, the less I tend to like it. Jo Brand eaterfoodfussy Change image and share on social
I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls. Jo Brand artistbighip Change image and share on social
I can honestly say I've never sold any arms to a repressive foreign regime while reassuring everyone at home that the weapons will be used for nice things. Jo Brand armforeignhave Change image and share on social
