I've never trained as an actor. I've always thought I'm not a good actor. I've been told I'm not a good actor by a lot of people. Jo Brand actorgoodhave Change image and share on social
The comedian sticks as religiously to her theme as a dancer sticks to a diet. Jo Brand comediandancerdiet Change image and share on social
It is unrealistic to expect an entire profession to be completely good. There are bound to be some individuals who are stressed, who are unkind, who are a bit rubbish at their job, who are in the wrong career. Jo Brand bindbitecareer share on social
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension. Jo Brand abusedealdefuse share on social
Most of us manage the fateful things that happen in our lives the best we can, certainly not to a Stalin-like 20-year plan. Jo Brand fatefulhappenlive Change image and share on social
There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society. Jo Brand comicfemalemale Change image and share on social
I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context. Jo Brand abidecontextdirt Change image and share on social
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment. Jo Brand bridedayfat Change image and share on social
I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke. Jo Brand blokechurchygood Change image and share on social
