I don't really need to be dirty to be funny. Jimmy Kimmel dirtyfunny Change image and share on social
I did not have any delusions of grandeur as a kid. Jimmy Kimmel delusiongrandeurkid Change image and share on social
There is no way, if I was running ABC, I would have kept me on the air. Jimmy Kimmel abcairrun Change image and share on social
Our politicians debate this, but our scientists don't. A huge majority of climate scientists say climate change is happening. They say we're causing it and we need to do something about it before it has a terrible effect on all of us. Jimmy Kimmel causechangeclimate share on social
I go to Costco every weekend. It's my favorite part of the week. Jimmy Kimmel costcofavoritepart Change image and share on social
Sometimes I'll feel like an interview was fine or whatever, and people go, 'Oh, boy, I saw you with so and so last night; that must have been tough.' And then I'm like, 'I guess it was bad. I need to look back at that.' Jimmy Kimmel backbadboy share on social
I'm always looking to the next thing. There are always hurdles, whether it's the White House dinner or hosting charity events or that night's show: Until they're over, I worry, then I move right on to the next thing. It's hard for me to enjoy the moment. I'm just thinking about not failing. Jimmy Kimmel charitydinnerenjoy share on social
If you want to do a talk show on network television, you're probably going to wind up having a desk and a band, wearing a suit, and having a sidekick. Audiences want to feel comfortable. Jimmy Kimmel audiencebandcomfortable Change image and share on social
I started doing a half-hour Sunday night talk show on college radio station KUNV. That excited me more than anything I'd ever done. I went through the Yellow Pages to find people who seemed interesting. I'd goof on these people, but they were so excited to be on the radio that they didn't even notice. Jimmy Kimmel collegeexcitefind share on social