I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that's an excuse to keep reading all the comic books. Jimmy Kimmel bookcomicexcuse Change image and share on social
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up. Jimmy Kimmel buydrunkenfunny share on social
No matter what Sarah Palin and these geniuses she surrounds herself with try to tell you, climate change is not a liberal versus conservative thing, but the people who profit from ignoring it want you to believe it is. Jimmy Kimmel changeclimateconservative share on social
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. Jimmy Kimmel authoritybosfigure Change image and share on social
I don't eat two days a week. And people are fascinated by it, but it works. If you cut two days of food out of your life you will lose weight. Jimmy Kimmel cutdayeat Change image and share on social
I never imagined being on television. Jimmy Kimmel imaginetelevision Change image and share on social
I like a real beach. A crowded one, you know? People, towels, umbrellas. I hate those little private strips of sand you see up in Malibu. Jimmy Kimmel beachcrowdhate Change image and share on social
The Republican National Convention is a great place to hear people talk about politics and values and all that sort of thing. But there's one thing brings me back year after year, and that's white people dancing. The RNC is the world's premier Caucasian amateur dance festival. Jimmy Kimmel amateurbackbring share on social
