I like a real beach. A crowded one, you know? People, towels, umbrellas. I hate those little private strips of sand you see up in Malibu. Jimmy Kimmel beachcrowdhate Change image and share on social
At the Emmys, you've got a bunch of people who are used to being on TV on TV. You don't have that at the Oscars. At the Oscars, you have people who are used to having 40 takes. Jimmy Kimmel bunchemmyshave Change image and share on social
You can say Pizza Hut is terrible pizza, but they also sell more pizzas than anybody else. Jimmy Kimmel hutpizzasell Change image and share on social
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't. Jimmy Kimmel authoritybosfigure Change image and share on social
I never imagined being on television. Jimmy Kimmel imaginetelevision Change image and share on social
I try hard not to repeat myself and not to do material other people are doing. We transcribe every other late-night show to make sure there's no similarity. Jimmy Kimmel hardlatemake Change image and share on social
I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie? Jimmy Kimmel banddesklate Change image and share on social
The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that's not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That's the reality of it. Jimmy Kimmel commercialcoolcreativity share on social
