Jimmy Fallon

My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad.

Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you.

Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen.

The Cold War was over long before it was officially declared dead.

Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of an adult.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!