Jimmy Buffett

Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies.

Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care.

I just want to live happily ever after, every now and then.

I confess that I listen to my own music for my own pleasure.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.