I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian equip lifestyle
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.' Jim Gaffigan biggonnaindiana share on social
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan bookchangelife Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
Those who prepared for all the emergencies of life beforehand may equip themselves at the expense of joy. E. M. Forster emergencyequipexpense Change image and share on social
That whole lifestyle - make a record, do a tour: I know how to do that. It doesn't interest me. Robbie Robertson interestlifestylemake Change image and share on social
