I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian equip lifestyle
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
I don't know, I find that honestly, the stand-up thing in some ways is a little bit of a cliche to carry around, because people don't consider stand-ups really actors. Jim Gaffigan actorbitecarry Change image and share on social
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan bookchangelife Change image and share on social
That whole lifestyle - make a record, do a tour: I know how to do that. It doesn't interest me. Robbie Robertson interestlifestylemake Change image and share on social
Those who prepared for all the emergencies of life beforehand may equip themselves at the expense of joy. E. M. Forster emergencyequipexpense Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
